Tila is looking for a roommate.....

......and people are actually responding! Can you imagine the kind of work you would have to do for that woman? I don't know if I even want to put my brain through that kind of trauma. Here are just a few of the people that want to work for her...

No big surprise here...she does happen to be the Tila Army's #1 "soldier".

This Zach guy is even willing to massage Tila after a long day of Tweeting, we all know she doesn't do any REAL work. Just hope he is at least smart enough to wear gloves while he does it

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This one claims to be a paramedic among other things. Which maybe wouldn't be such a bad thing. This way he could just deal with Tila's munchausen syndrome instead of her wasting time at an actual hospital. (You know she is gonna develop that shit) I would feel really bad for the baby or kid if I really believed she was pregnant or adopting. But she's not.

This one is just kind of pathetic. That is all.

Ummm.....I will wish you luck on that one. Have you watched her Ustream?

And yet another massage therapist! What is wrong with these people?!? But this one is also Bi! Good resume...very professional and classy.

But sadly, all of their efforts may have been in vain. She is now claiming to be marrying her baby daddy, who she is STILL hinting that it is Avante Rose. Sorry kids, looks like the bed is full. I do still feel bad for you, the ones still falling for her garbage.